HOT HOT HOT!

The word today is "Summer" because it's officially here in sunny California, thank you dear lord. I can only take so much rain in my life. Don't get me wrong I like me some cloudy days. Enough was enough besides I was ready to whip out the summer digs. 

xo

Holy Crap

                                                                            So today I was all domesticated and decided to strap on the old apron and hose down the house, in my fight on filth I made my way out to the car to grab my son's car seat since it's something I have been m

eaning to do for quite some time even more so now that his presc

hool teachers get him in and out of the car twice a week. 

Lord have mercy on me for what I have had my son riding in or on for that matter. I swear it had multi grain crackers, lost gummy treats, m&m's, milk milk and yes more milk stains. You might be asking yourself at this point why did I wait so long? Well to be honest I can't get the damn seat out of the car by myself and today I forced myself to do so. My husband would be proud, if he even takes notice. 

My new dilemma is putting this thing back together. Why are these cover such a pain in the ass to get off in the first place. I need a manual to figure it out. I have less than a day to do so as he has school tomorrow. It would be sad to see us roll up with him riding on foam padding...

Breathe Me

Help, I have done it again
I have been here many times before
Hurt myself again today
And, the worst part is there's no-one else to blame

Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
I'm needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

Ouch I have lost myself again
Lost myself and I am nowhere to be found,
Yeah I think that I might break
I've lost myself again and I feel unsafe

Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
I'm needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
I'm needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

Guten Tag!

So it has been on the table now for a couple of weeks that Mr. M's job might end up taking us over seas for a few months.

Germany for three months. Sounds great until you think of what you don't know. Like speaking and reading German.

I have lived in a non-english speaking
country before but everyone there was eager to speak english with you. Television was just subtitled to their language rather than dubbed.


I love the idea of going away with my family. The chance to travel with Noah makes me excited. This could be fun. He might even pick up some german of his own. I could swim in vats of german mustard and beer. Joking of course.

"Hi my name is Penny and I am addicted to Splenda."

Secretly everytime I hit up a breakfast joint or one of those major chain
coffee places for my fix I find myself standing in front of the cream and sugars. I have a problem, I pilfer Splenda.

I admit that I love this stuff. Maybe it's the cute yellow packaging or the way it flavours whatever I want sweetened but it's a secret addiction of mine. I have to stop. This morning I went for my splenda box. (A box I purchased over a year ago mind you) It was brimming full of paper gold delight. A sence of calm washes over me. You see I get strangely worried if my supply gets low.

Perhaps if I felt guilt while cramming several packets in my pocket things might be different. I might go to the local SafeWay and buy my own supply. I just can't seem to do it. I mean why have it out like some sort of all you can eat sweetener buffet? Why not ration it out?

The saddest part is, I know I am not the only one. I see you there too, shifty eyes yes I saw what you did. Maybe I should take comfort in this. Or lock up my secret stash.

Luck O the Irish

Happy Saint Paddy's Day to all. I will be staying at home for this one since motherhood has its grasp on me. I think we may be grilling steak, Lord I haven't eaten one in years but I promised the significant other I would play along.

Scott Peterson is going to die!

I need to learn how to post pictures on this damn thing. If you know how feel free to enlighten my ass.

Cheers!!!

New Years Institution

Happy New Year!

I spent mine in the mid west with family some of which are pregnant so it was a mild mannered celebration. Not that I could really wang chung with my little peanut. We made fondue with my new gadget from christmas it however did not turn out so after trying to eat the fondon't we sat infront of the TV and watched Regis until we decided Dick did it better and flipped it to Ryan Seacrest. I am still trying to figure out who wears more make-up Ryan or Regis?